NoobBuffet “Yeah, we don't know either...”

before starting here is some info about me to help you guys understand:
i live in a 3 floor apartement with 3 apt each floor,only me n my mother

so heres the story:

a month ago my neighbor from the first floor got robbed, she had that bad habit of leaving her door unlocked. today someone tried to get in my apt thinking that my door was left unlocked n that nobody was home…funny thing is that i was at home and i know that the robber who stealed from my neighbor and who tried to steal from us lives right next to me(i just feel like taking my paintball gun attach a knife on it n go mw2 on his ass loll)

why Him:

1rst: everybody in my building knew that my neigbor used to leave her door open

2nd: the day she got robbed i was gonna meet my friend outside n i saw a guy ive never seen b4 in my building comming out my neighbors apt with a shit load of big sports bags..(my neigbor is a fatass who drinks n smokes weed all day i dont picture him playing hockey like a champ with all that equipment)

3rd: that same fatass came Twice knocking at my door asking if i wanted some fkn cookies yea hes kind, he thinks my mom is sexy…my ass!!! he is just doin some recon tchecking if the way is clear (btw his cookies looked fkn disgusting)

4th: someone just tried to open my door like not even knocking or putting a key in it just like if he was expecting the door to b unlocked,when i leave my apt most of the time i make noise specialy when chiling with Derick but today i came home fast n silent cuz i was freezing n just sited on my comp with my headset on…when he tried to open the door i didnt imagine it could b a burglar, thinking it was my mom coming back from work earlier but then i though he could b him went he never knocked or used a key so i went to see trough the magic eye n could not manage to see his face but i heard him go back in his apt…

aaand thats why i think my neighbor(peice of shit) is a robber n if i manage to get that motherfucker busted i swear il become a cop xD

Why don’t you just go rob him first. Then when he breaks your door down to rob you he will see all his own shit and wont take yours.